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UrbanSwirl: Lifestyles of Color – Palin Quits – America Rejoices

She’s quitting, and yes the correct word to use is quitting, because either she; is about to be indicted for something, is about to fill her quiver full again, has a sex tape, had an affair, or is no longer able to maintain human form and has to return back to her home planet of Idiotica.

It will be great fun to watch the wingers spin this one. Afterall, according to the “pull youself up” right wing, quitting is for commies…and quitting while one is not under indictment or being drug away in handcuffs is sacrilegious. Hell, even ole’ soulmate Sanford isn’t quitting and he has more drama swirling around him than a daytime soap.

Nailed it!

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This is GREAT news for the Republican party. I withheld comment yesterday when I first heard that South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford, had gone missing. Reports were that we had gone “hiking” (guess I can’t use that excuse any more!) – but it was eventually determined that he had gotten on an airplane and flew to Sound America…

Now, the cynic in me was expecting that he’d turn up in a gay relationship with a small boy. I mean, these Republicans and so-called, self-proclaimed “conservatives,” have a track record, a soiled history if you will, of coming down with the “gay disease” they so often publicly disdain.

I’m still not convinced that the “Maria” Sanford shacked up with, lost his marriage over, and blew his political career is really not Mario. Until I see pictures of “her” (was “she” formerly a man?), and see “her” tell the full complete story, I’m holding on to idea that Maria is Mario.

Here’s a great line from Mark Sanford Mistress Photo:Argentina

Mark Sanford met Maria back in 2001 in New York and the two developed a friendship after she asked the politician some advice on saving her marriage.

He’s Dick Cheney! “Hey, find me a Vice President.”

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BREAKING: McCain Picks a Hottie Sorry George!

Speculation is that John McCain’s camp will out his choice for VP tomorrow in order to steal Barack Obama’s thunder. McCain’s camp isn’t that smart.

But they may be that lucky. They’ll only think to do something like that because everybody and their mother is talking about it.

Who will the Veep be? I don’t know who it will be, but I know who it won’t be. It won’t be Joe Lieberman, the Republican in Dem’s clothing. No, there will be no second chance at VP for Lieberman (the first time around turned out so damned well for his running mate).

It probably won’t be Bobby Jindal, either. He’s too ethnic for the Repubs, if you know what I mean (to spell it out: He’s not white). Plus, even though he’s Catholic, nobody will believe it. Especially Catholics.

Besides, he’s highly qualified, super-smart, and holds traditional conservative values (not to be confused with my conservative values). His youth counter-balances McCain’s Moses-like age, too.

All those things considered, he’s just too damned good to be VP for the Republicans. He’s 180 degrees apart from McCain on a lot of things.

I’m predicting he chooses George W. Bush as his VP. After all, it’s total nonsense, which is what John McCain is all about. On paper, Bush is a shoe-in. In his current job, he plays second fiddle to Dick Cheney, he’s about as dumb as Dan Quayle, and he’s been a miserable failure his entire life. All perfect qualifications for a vice president.

As you know now, McBain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate . Here are some highlights: She has kids, one with Down’s. She is a lifetime member of the NRA, and she is a former beauty contestant (no kidding).