If you found this page, then I suppose you’re intent on telling me your name and email address

Since you’re here, let me tell you what to expect: NOT MUCH!

Reasons:

• This is a news blog; come here, get news.
• This is an opinion blog; come here, get my opinion, leave comments. Interact. Be a part. Make your voice heard.
• This is a humor blog; come here, find something funny (I hope).

Return to the blog every day and you’ll get almost everything I have to offer. Once in a while, I might email you a link to a post that I thought was particularly significant (and by “particularly significant” I mean I like it and think you might too because you’re as silly, sick, irreverent, or stupid as I am).

I might also — on occasion — send you a link to another site that I was just too lazy to blog about myself.

From time to time, I might send you an automated email that says something to the effect, “How you doin’?” Or it might suggest that you read a book. Or vote. Or donate to a charity (by the way, my favorite charity is “me”).

Even less frequently, I’ll send you an obvious sales pitch for something. I have no idea what to sell from here, so you can rest assured you’ll rarely see me try.

You can subscribe to my RSS feed here. You can also find me on Twitter here.

That’s it. I hope I haven’t set your expectations too low. If you’re in need of a pulse check, just go back to the home page and read something there. I can assure you that whatever is there is way better than what you found here.

Just keepin’ it real!