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Fled Sanford: South Carolina Governor Having Affair

This is GREAT news for the Republican party. I withheld comment yesterday when I first heard that South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford, had gone missing. Reports were that we had gone “hiking” (guess I can’t use that excuse any more!) – but it was eventually determined that he had gotten on an airplane and flew to Sound America…

Now, the cynic in me was expecting that he’d turn up in a gay relationship with a small boy. I mean, these Republicans and so-called, self-proclaimed “conservatives,” have a track record, a soiled history if you will, of coming down with the “gay disease” they so often publicly disdain.

I’m still not convinced that the “Maria” Sanford shacked up with, lost his marriage over, and blew his political career is really not Mario. Until I see pictures of “her” (was “she” formerly a man?), and see “her” tell the full complete story, I’m holding on to idea that Maria is Mario.

Here’s a great line from Mark Sanford Mistress Photo:Argentina

Mark Sanford met Maria back in 2001 in New York and the two developed a friendship after she asked the politician some advice on saving her marriage.

He’s Dick Cheney! “Hey, find me a Vice President.”

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McCain Picks a Chick!

John McCain has gone completely nuts. He picked a girl. From Alaska (you know, the land of Ted Stevens and the Internet is a series of tubes).

I don’t know her, nor do I know her positions, but I’m sure most would like to see her in this position.

I don’t know about you, but she looks pretty hot. Which is unusual for a person to be in a state as cold as Alaska.

More to come after vacation, when I’ll really do some research and find out more about her. She’s already better than McSame, though.

Draft Sarah Palin For Vice President: Online Victory Party!

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McCain Ad to Steal Obama’s Thunder

UPDATE: McCain Picks a Chick!
 
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John McCain will directly address rival Barack Obama Thursday night, in an ad the Arizona senator’s campaign is calling “exciting and unprecedented.”

Oh, I can’t wait to see what shoddy accusations they have up their sleeves.

“Did you know? Obama is black.”
“Have you heard? Obama is a Muslim.”
“Obama will raise your taxes.”
“Obama sympathizes with terrorists.”

Poppycock.

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John McCain — Smart Enough to Steal Barack’s Thunder? No. But Maybe Lucky Enough.

BREAKING: McCain Picks a Hottie Sorry George!

Speculation is that John McCain’s camp will out his choice for VP tomorrow in order to steal Barack Obama’s thunder. McCain’s camp isn’t that smart.

But they may be that lucky. They’ll only think to do something like that because everybody and their mother is talking about it.

Who will the Veep be? I don’t know who it will be, but I know who it won’t be. It won’t be Joe Lieberman, the Republican in Dem’s clothing. No, there will be no second chance at VP for Lieberman (the first time around turned out so damned well for his running mate).

It probably won’t be Bobby Jindal, either. He’s too ethnic for the Repubs, if you know what I mean (to spell it out: He’s not white). Plus, even though he’s Catholic, nobody will believe it. Especially Catholics.

Besides, he’s highly qualified, super-smart, and holds traditional conservative values (not to be confused with my conservative values). His youth counter-balances McCain’s Moses-like age, too.

All those things considered, he’s just too damned good to be VP for the Republicans. He’s 180 degrees apart from McCain on a lot of things.

I’m predicting he chooses George W. Bush as his VP. After all, it’s total nonsense, which is what John McCain is all about. On paper, Bush is a shoe-in. In his current job, he plays second fiddle to Dick Cheney, he’s about as dumb as Dan Quayle, and he’s been a miserable failure his entire life. All perfect qualifications for a vice president.

As you know now, McBain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate . Here are some highlights: She has kids, one with Down’s. She is a lifetime member of the NRA, and she is a former beauty contestant (no kidding).

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Word of the Day: Repugnican

I’ve coined a term. It’s my way of saying, “I love you, Republican!”

Well, not really.

It’s more like, “I really despise you, you hypocrite, you fat, prescription-drug-using, illegal-alien-hiring, self-righteous piece of purported “conservative” asshole, holier-than-thou, pro-life (if it’s a fetus), pro-death (if it’s an adult — unless it’s a brain-dead adult) POS. Okay, wait, that mostly describes Rush Limbaugh.

Whew.

I used to be one. Now I’m not sure I really fit into any political party. Back in my high school days, I used to banter with my Bruce Springsteen-loving, anti-war, bandana-wearing classmate about the virtues of the Republican party. You see, I loved Ronald Reagan. I was 17.

Reagan talked a good game. And after the mediocre Jimmy Carter presidency, Ronald Reagan made me proud to be an American. But so did Sylvester Stallone with his Rambo and Rocky movies. I was easily led. And I liked Michael Jackson. I’ve made mistakes. I’ve moved on (not to be confused with MoveOn, which I don’t really like either).

I voted Republican all the way until 2001. I voted for our current idiot-in-chief, Chimpy. I thought it would be a fine idea to have an MBA president, with his senior advisers like the Veep, Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, and Secretary of State, Collin Powell.

Boy, was I wrong. These guys, and a whole host of others that made up the Bush administration turned on me and my conservative values. I hate the neo-cons and anybody associated with the Republican “party line.” They scare the snot out of me.

They’ve desecrated the Constitution, they’ve made a mockery of the Geneva Conventions, they’ve ruined any hope we had of diplomacy, etc. I could go on forever. But that’s not why you called.

Repugnican is the meshing of two words: Republican and repugnant. To me, they’re really one in the same. So I made the word up: Repugnican. I’ve used it quite extensively and I haven’t seen anyone else use it.

So, I want two things to come of this: First, I want to be the recognized originator of the term and Two, I want EVERYBODY to start using it.

R-E-P-U-G-N-I-C-A-N. Say it out loud. It feels good.

Now, start using it. Spread the word. Get it out there. Blog about it. Talk about it. Comment about it.

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