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The Borowitz Report .com
The Borowitz Report .com
Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelation Rudy Would Usher in Biblical ‘End Days,’ Evangelist Says One day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelation.
I think they both believe this.
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