Money for Nothing and Your Chicks For Free
Except this one. She’s quite expensive ($3.8 million)! That’s a lot of dinner and movie dates! She might be 187 by the time you hit the old home run!
I’m a 22-year-old woman who recently earned her Bachelor’s Degree in Women’s Studies, and soon I’ll be entering a Masters Degree program in Marriage and Family Therapy. During the time in between, in addition to my regular 9-to-5, I’ve been exploring my upcoming thesis project: the value of virginity. To be more specific, I’ve put my own virginity up for auction on the Moonlight Bunny Ranch website, and I recently received my highest bid so far: a cool $3.8 million.
Why I’m Selling My Virginity – Page 1 – The Daily Beast
Unknown Life Form Found in North Carolina Sewer
It pulsates. It’s gooey and slimy. Is it dangerous?
This morning, scientists around the world are working to identify an unknown life form. In North Carolina sewer systems, there are many mysteries. The footage you see on the left is from a “snake camera” in a North Carolina sewer.
Rave – Unknown Life Form In North Carolina!
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Boxing Champion Alexis Arguello Found Dead
I’m beginning to think I ought to rename Rants to Obits. What do you think?
MANAGUA, Nicaragua (AP) — Former boxing champion Alexis Arguello, one of the best junior lightweights to step in the ring, was found dead at his home early Wednesday.
The Associated Press: Former boxing champ, Managua mayor Arguello dead
Change Is Coming to Rants
Hi everybody, I’m contemplating a change to the blog — I may be moving from Blogger.com to WordPress. Why? Almost all of my other sites are WP blogs and I’m really loving it. So you might see changes here soon.
No Pills Found, But Dirty Tampon Ordered Kept In
School officials in Arizona ordered the girl to expose herself in order to ascertain whether she was hiding pain relief medication in her underwear.
In an 8-1 ruling the Supreme Court found that school officials violated the girl’s 4th amendment rights. Well, duh.
Don’t schools have more to do than look for non-prescription drugs on kids? What EXACTLY is wrong with Arizona?
Are they crazy from the heat?
Justices: Strip search of teen was illegal – Crime & courts- msnbc.com
WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court said Thursday school officials acted illegally when they strip-searched an Arizona teenage girl looking for prescription-strength ibuprofen.
What a bunch of retarded, sick fucks.
School officials, by the way, cannot be held liable for breaking the law. Which means that even though Savana Redding’s rights were violated, they can keep doing it again and again. Talk about a bunch of pussies on the Court!
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Michael Jackson is Dead
Or, maybe he’s not. The news report does not say Michael Jackson is dead; just that he was rushed to a hospital and CPR was performed on him. That, however, was nearly 3 hours ago…
Plus, I thought he moved across the globe to escape imprisonment and/or bankruptcy…now he makes the ultimate escape. The idols of the 80s are dying…and so too is a piece of my childhood.
LA Times: Michael Jackson hospitalized – Yahoo! News
LOS ANGELES – A fire department official tells the Los Angeles Times that Michael Jackson has been rushed to the hospital.
Steve Ruda (ROO’-dah) told the newspaper Thursday that Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m.
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Fled Sanford: South Carolina Governor Having Affair
This is GREAT news for the Republican party. I withheld comment yesterday when I first heard that South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford, had gone missing. Reports were that we had gone “hiking” (guess I can’t use that excuse any more!) – but it was eventually determined that he had gotten on an airplane and flew to Sound America…
Now, the cynic in me was expecting that he’d turn up in a gay relationship with a small boy. I mean, these Republicans and so-called, self-proclaimed “conservatives,” have a track record, a soiled history if you will, of coming down with the “gay disease” they so often publicly disdain.
I’m still not convinced that the “Maria” Sanford shacked up with, lost his marriage over, and blew his political career is really not Mario. Until I see pictures of “her” (was “she” formerly a man?), and see “her” tell the full complete story, I’m holding on to idea that Maria is Mario.
Here’s a great line from Mark Sanford Mistress Photo:Argentina
Mark Sanford met Maria back in 2001 in New York and the two developed a friendship after she asked the politician some advice on saving her marriage.
He’s Dick Cheney! “Hey, find me a Vice President.”
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What’s the Deal with Iran?
I admit I haven’t been paying attention to Iran. We have so many problems here: California is in deep doodoo, I’m losing my job, the economy sucks (but it’s getting better!), and Jon and Kate split up (or so I assume).
(That last one really has me worried!)
But I hear that Iran had an election and the results are in dispute. What a shocker! A corrupt government ruled by a “Supreme Leader” or some shit like that (I’ll take a chalupa with my Burrito Supreme) — did anybody think things would turn out any different?
Now, the oridinary citizens of Iran have taken to the streets and started some crap they cannot finish — without help.
And guess who is being held up as the knights in shining armor? Yeah, the US.
Um, no.
Obama is getting praise from the left for his stance on Iran (stand pat); he’s getting lambasted for being sympathetic to Middle Eastern concerns from the right.
Apparently, now the Iranian government is beating the protestors and getting them to admit to acting on behalf of outside interests like our very own CIA!
(Didn’t we do the same to those suspected terrorists at Gitmo? Memories…)
Anyway, the real reason I haven’t been paying attention to Iran is because I really don’t care. I do feel sorry for folks who want a better life. I really do. But why in the world would I think it’s appropriate to meddle in another country’s affairs?
I know, the US has been doing this for decades. Why stop now? Well, for one, the economy. For two, we’re already in Afghanistan and Iraq. For three, the economy. Did I mention the economy?
If we cannot take care of ourselves, how can we take care of others?
Man Falls from Bank and Lives to Get Assessed Onerous Bank Fees Yet Again
MILWAUKEE – A window washer survived a six-story fall from a bank building with one thought in mind — when was his safety rope going to catch?
It never did.
“I kept falling,” 21-year-old Alex Clay said in a phone interview Tuesday night from Luther Hospital in Eau Claire. “It all happened so fast. I kept waiting. When’s it going to catch?
“There’s a little roof over the entryway. I bounced off of that and then hit the pavement.”
Wis. man survives 6-story fall from bank building – Yahoo! News
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